Chiefs fan

[theultimatekcchiefsfan]

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and
trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her
class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their
hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their
hand except one little girl. The teacher looks a little surprised and
says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.
The teacher asked "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who
do you support?"
"I'm a Chiefs fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher, now becoming interested in the lone dissenter
asks,
"Mary, why are you a Chiefs fan?"
"Because my Mom and dad are from Kansas City and my Mom is a
Chiefs fan and my dad is a Chiefs fan, so I'm a Chiefs fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's
not necessarily a reason for you to be a Chiefs fan. You don't have
to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mom was a
prostitute and your dad was a pimp, drug addict and a car thief,
what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan." :as: